Now, I know that we are supposed to put only cool stuff here. However, I really don't give a crap cuz I feel like bitching. Granted, having never even seen Linux until about 4 days ago I probably shouldn't be a guru. Still, I sat there thinking I was just the bad ass m@#$%^ cuz ohhhh, I got the stuff installed. Who even cares? Oh, and I bought the book so that I would be even cooler. Not even the slightest bit cooler. Worse, I am a flipping Dork! I look at the book, look at my computer. Then look again. Absolutely no similarities. I don't have the slightest clue what the hell I am doing. All that I know is I am a Dork! Sure, I would love to be like those guys @ thinkgeek I would love to go around saying things like 'Linux is soo cool. Windows sucks!' Well, guess what I can't cuz I don't know what the fork I am doing. That being said, I shall not give up. I just wanted all of you readers to have to read about my problems. Also, when I get done I will pursue my new dream of authoring the coolest, most absolute easy to understand Linux Newbie site. Have a happy Halloween!